Every Christmas, I’ll buy my kids the most lavish and expensive presents—ones that they’ve been asking for the entire year. I’ll allow them to open them and play with the present on Christmas day, but as soon as they take their afternoon naps, I’ll sneak back into their rooms and steal the presents back.
After I return the presents to the store, the kids should have realized their presents are gone. When they start crying, I’ll lecture them and then beat them, furious that they had already lost their expensive Christmas presents.
How could you be so CARELESS? Do you know how much I paid for those presents? Christmas is canceled in the future—I’m not kidding.
In the 2021 “Best Father Olympiad”, I take home a humble second-place trophy.
