January 1, 2010
She doesn't get it.
Me: Hi Carlina!
Carlina: It's FIVE AM.
Me: Yeah, I know, but guess who I'm here with?
Carlina: Albert?
Me: Yep.
Albert: HI CARLINA!
Carlina: Wait, who is this?
(Albert and I share a glance)
Me: Are you serious, you just said his name.
Carlina: No really, who was that?
Albert: Carlina, it's me!
Carlina: Who is that?
Me: (Seizuring with rage/frustration)