Me:	Hi Carlina!
Carlina:	It's FIVE AM.
Me:	Yeah, I know, but guess who I'm here with?
Carlina:	Albert?
Me:	Yep.
Albert:	HI CARLINA!
Carlina:	Wait, who is this?
(Albert and I share a glance)
Me:	Are you serious, you just said his name.
Carlina:	No really, who was that?
Albert:	Carlina, it's me!
Carlina:	Who is that?
Me:	(Seizuring with rage/frustration)