Me:	I've never shot a gun before.
Friend:	We should go to a shooting range sometime!
Me:	It's safe, right?
Friend:	Yeah, definitely. They give you goggles and those ear-muff things.
Me:	Do you have to shoot the targets?
Friend:	Um, yeah. What do you mean?
Me:	What's stopping me from turning around and shooting wherever I want?
Friend:	No one.
Me:	Oh.
Friend:	You telling me this is not making me want to go to a shooting range with you.